Perfect for your car’s CD player as you drive to/from your family holiday!


Order ASAP to ensure delivery before Thanksgiving!

Written with Josh A. Cagan (The DUFF, Kim Possible) and featuring special guests —including Rifftrax’s Kevin Murphy as Santa Claus—
Thanksgiving vs. Christmas is the new holiday tradition you’ve been waiting for!

Featuring songs about:

  • the last pumpkin spice latte of the season

  • marauding strangers in a Best Buy on Black Friday

  • well-meaning but awkward attempts to include Hanukkah in the festivities

  • saving money by making all your Christmas presents out of your recycling

  • holiday traditions from far away lands, like Gallifrey and Alaska

  • …and more!

Save 20% with the code “PUMPKINSPICE”
— offer expires December 1st —

Buy Thanksgiving vs. Christmas soundtrack

Buy Thanksgiving vs. Christmas (extra gravy)

Still undecided?
Then feast your ears on
“The Pumpkin Spice Lament”