Johnny Dick Legs – original song (NSFW)

Johnny Dick Legs – original song (NSFW)

Since the sun came up this morning, there's a rumor going 'round
That there's a brand new sheriff who just hobbled into town
He's not an outlaw nor a villain, but his reputation sticks
Because where is thighs and calves should go, he's got a pair of dicks

Because he's Johnny, Johnny Dick Legs
You won't like him when he's angry, you won't like him when he's cold
Because he's Johnny, Johnny Dick Legs
And he's come to steal your woman and to pan for all your gold

Takes a while to put his chaps on, well into the afternoon
So we all just 'play it cool' when he flops into the saloon
But it just takes a pretty gal to put some spring into his walk
And I'm not talking figurative... His legs are giant cocks

Because he's Johnny, Johnny Dick Legs
You'll have to give him just a minute, he is not quite at his best
Because he's Johnny, Johnny Dick Legs
And he'll rub out all the ne'er-do-wells and ride into the west

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... 
He's got dicks for legs
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